Thank God for our military
A Soldier, a Sailor an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which service was the greatest. The arguing became so heated that they eventually ended up killing each other. Soon, they found themselves at the Pearly Gates of Heaven They meet St Peter and decided that only he would be the ultimate source of truth and honesty, so they osked him: "St Peter which branch of the American Armed Forces is the best?" St. Peter instantly replied: "I can't answer that. But I will ask God what he thinks next time I see him. Some time later, the four saw St. Peter again and reminded him of the question and asked if he was able to get an answer. Suddenly a sparkling white dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. In the dove's beak is a note guilded with gold dust. St. Peter says to the four men, "Your answer from the Boss. Let's see what he says." St. Peter opens the note. Trumpets blare and gold dust drifts into the air. Harps play crescendos and St. Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four young men:
MEMORANDUM TO SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN AND MARINES
SUBJECT: Best branch of the United States Armed Services
Gentlemen,
All the branches of the Armed Services are Honorable and Noble.
Being a member of the Armed Forces represents a special calling
warranting special respect, tribute and dedication. Each of you has
served his country well, with distinction, and beyond the call of duty.
Be proud of what you have accomplished.
very respectfully,
GOD
United States Air Force (Retired)
I want to be like Jesus
After dinner, a six- and a four-year-old were fighting over who would get the last cookie. Back and forth they went, "GIMME!" "NO, IT'S MINE!" Finally, the dad said, "Paul and John ...