Our Father who art in Heaven..."
YES?"
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying...
BUT YOU CALLED ME."
Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. Our Father who art in
Heaven..."
THERE YOU DID IT AGAIN."
Did What?"
CALLED ME. YOU SAID, "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN...".
HERE AM I. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?"
But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers
for the day.I always say the Lord's Prayer. Makes me feel good, kind of
like getting my duty done. "
ALL RIGHT. GO ON."
Hallowed be thy name."
HOLD IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" By what?"
BY "HALLOWED BE THY NAME."
It means...it means...good grief, I don't know what it means. How
should I know? Its just part of the prayer. By the way, what
does it mean?"
IT MEANS "HONORED," "HOLY", "WONDERFUL"."
Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about what
Hallowed meant before. Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as
it is in Heaven."
DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?"
Sure, why not?"
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"
Do? Nothing, I guess. I just think it would be neat if you got control of
everything down here like you have up there."
HAVE I GOT CONTROL OF YOU?" Well, I go to church."
THAT ISN'T WHAT I ASKED YOU. WHAT ABOUT THAT HABIT OF
LUST YOU HAVE? AND YOUR BAD TEMPER? YOU'VE REALLY GOT A PROBLEM THERE, YOU
KNOW. AND THEN THERE'S THE WAY YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY...ALL ON YOURSELF. AND
WHAT ABOUT THE KINDS OF BOOKS YOU READ?"
Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of those phonies
at the church."
EXCUSE ME...I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRAYING FOR MY WILL TO BE ...